Sunday - January 14th 2001
The scene opens up with Dillingham... Verdu is no where to be found.
The scene opens up with Dillingham... Verdu is no where to be found.
Dillingham: Hello and welcome to
One Night Only, the most talked about PPV since Dec-Memberment. As
you can see my little Spanish Friend is late. So as much as I hate
for him to miss out on non stop fat jokes, The Show Must
Go On.
*The Promo for the UWA PPV aka One Night Only starts. It's filled with razzle and lets not forget dazzle and then the camera's are back on Dillingham who's with Marcia Tranthum.*
Dillingham: Hello, welcome back. The first match is about to start, but first I'd like to welcome our newest face in the UWA... Marcia Tranthum.
Marcia: Thank you, Josh...
Dillingham(ASIDE) She still knows my name? Yes! She wants me!
Marcia: Tonight is sure to be a great and exciting card.....
Just then Verdu walks up with a back pack and his dog Senor Junior. Jr.
Verdu: Sorry I'm late. Oh, continue Ms....
Marcia: Tranthum, Marcia Tranthum.... anyhow, I was just saying that this is sure to be a great and exciting Pay Per View.
Verdu: I'd have to agree, Marcia... how about you, Tubby?
Dillingham: Yeah, I agree.
Marcia: Well, the match is about to start....
Verdu: Oh, well let's watch.
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Tod Brigman vs. Tim Brigman |
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The camera is on Verdu. Verdu: I can't take this anymore. I'm gonna do something about it. Verdu takes his headset off, leaves the announce booth, gets in the ring. Clothslines both men and drags them back to the locker rooms. The match is over, and nobody wins. |
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*Verdu makes his way back to the announcing table as the scene cuts to Dillingham, and Verdu.. Marcia is gone*
Dillingham: We're back....
Verdu: And you're fat....
Dillingham: I'd like to bring Marcia back! She's atleast nice!
Verdu: I'm sure she didn't come here to the UWA to sit next to your fat ass every weekend!
Dillingham: Hey, I'll have you know that she likes me!
Verdu: Who says?
Dillingham: Dude, she talked to me!
Verdu: *Sarcasticly* My GOD! She talked to you?
Dillingham: Shutup, Verdu....
Verdu: *Still Sarcastic*What's the world comming to. You got girls just talking to boys! Back when I was a kid if a girl talked to a boy she'd be called a whore and sent in the lions den.
Dillingham: Can it, Senor!
Verdu: Geez, women are so easy to talk to now! What happened to the days when women wouldn't say a word untill marraige!
Dillingham: You wanna fight?
Verdu: I'm afraid to talk to women now due to all the colds going around. You know there's no cure for a cold!
Dillingham: Verdu!
Verdu: I mean you know how it is. A girl talks to you, one thing leads to another and she's barefoot and pregnant with your baby.
Dillingham: Dammit! You're so fucking annoying!
Verdu: Shame on you, Tubster! No cussing on live TV.
Dillingham: The next match is starting.. let's watch!!!!!
Verdu: But before we do I'd just
like to warn all you young men. If a girl talks to you, make sure
to get protection. I use Certs, trusted since 1989.
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*The camera goes back to Dillingham who's with Verdu, of course*
Dillingham: Okay, our next match is gonna be a dusey!
Verdu: But before we get to it, there is something we need to adress.
Dillingham: For years and years men have taken advantage of women...
Verdu: And for years and years fat men everywhere have used a certain drug for sex...
Dillingham: This drug is called....
Verdu: Alcohol! Since the early days it's helped fat people get laid! So Alcohol, I solute you!
Dillingham: Hey, that's not on the cue cards!
Verdu: Yeah, but my way is better. Anyway's, all the great actors improv like that.
Dillingham: Ugh, you're so annoying!
Verdu: Ugh, you're so fat!!!
Dillingham: Well atleast I'm not annoying!
Verdu: You're not?
Dillingham: Screw you, you little Mexican Bastard!
Verdu: Hey, you can call me annoying, you can say my hair looks like a brillow pad, but never, and I mean never call me a Mexican! I'm from Spain, not Mexico!
Dillingham: Sorry, you stupid Spanish Bastard!
Verdu: That's better!!!
*The next match is about to begin*
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The camera cuts backstage, into Mike S's office. He is watching the PPV unfold on a small TV monitor as he is filing some important documents. Just then, a fax comes through.
Fax Machine: Beep, Beep ... Beep, Beep.
Prez Stevens: Damn fax machines ... Oh, wait. This could be the mystery partner.
Mike S picks up the fax, looks at it, and smiles.
Prez Stevens: Oh Jesus. Its gonna be a long night for Godfther Gold, hahaha.
Just then the door busts open, and a man that is dressed all in black walks in...
Man: Don't think that your going to stop the revolution...
The scene then cuts to Verdu and Dillingham once again, there is someone with them
Verdu: Okay, we're here with none other than Godfather Gold who at the moment holds the belt. So Godfather, do you think anyone stands a chance of getting the belt from you?
Godfather: Well, Verdu, in my opinion..... no.
Verdu: Let's pretend for a moment that Kyle Pope get's lucky and gets the belt... what, then, will you do?
Godfather: Well, I guess I'll just go on like nothing happened.
Verdu: Ah, so you won't be mad?
Godfather: Oh, of course! I'd be pissed!
Verdu: Okay, one last question....
Godfather: Yes?
Verdu: If you had to chose between one night of love with Dillingham or a lifetime of love with me... wich would you choose?
Godfather: What?
Dillingham: You'd pick me, right?
Godfather: What? What the hell are you talkin' about?
Verdu: Well, Dilly here thinks that Marcia would choose him over me... ha ha ha!
Godfather: I'm outta 'ere!
*Godfather leaves as Dillingham and Verdu argue.*
Verdu: You know she'd choose me!
Dillingham: Would not!
Verdu: Would too!
Dillingham: Would not!
Verdu: Would too!
The scene then cuts back to a somewhat beaten Tod Brigman. Tod Brigman runs over to James Hardy that has just arrived in the arena
Tod: Dillingham:Eh...eh...Python, i have a few questions
Python: Shut up Dink Brigman, i have a few questions for you
Tod:Eh...Uumm i suppose so...shoot
Python: No.1, Why did i have to fight a worthless wrestler that gets excitement over riding a beach donkey
Tod: Well i don't know the answer, sorry but he could prove a challenge as he's your ex-tag team partner
Python: Yeah right, No.2 Do you have a dog?
Tod: Eh...well...yes in fact i do his names...
Python: Robbie... is your dog's name Robbie! well do you milk that dog so your children can drink, and have clacium in ther bones
Tod: Eh...eh...NO! what's the point in these questions, Python
Python: I'm sorry that question was just purely out of curiosity, what i am meant to say is, Razor you want my title, then bring your! beachdonkey, bring your pink undies because tonight those undies will turn brown and that donkey will be so far rammed up your ass, you'll be begging for mercy!
James Hardy begins his walk to the ring and Tod Brigman, as usual, is just looking confused. The scene cuts to the ring.
James Hardy(C) vs. Robbie Daniels |
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Hardy: Shut the hell up Daniels and prepare to hand over my TITLE!!!!! Hardy then rushes the ring and the bell rings. Razor takes the early advantage knocking Hardy down with powerful forearms to the back. Python comes back though, and levels his former partner with a beautiful dropkick right in the mouth. Hardy then kicks Razor in the mouth as he is on the mat, but at the third kick, Daniels grabs Python's foot and just throws him into the air. Daniels then taunts the crowd. Python gets up and tries to lock up with Razor; Daniels just uses his strength and throws him off though. Razor then grabs Python by the throat and lifts him high into the air. Hardy struggles to get free, and does so with goober shot on Razor. As Daniels goes down, Hardy straddles him and fiercely punches him in the face. Razor manages to get a fist up though and almost knocks Hardy head off with it. Razor then rolls to the outside to regain his bearings. Hardy then runs off the opposite side ropes and lands an impressive corkscrew plancha on Daniels. "UWA! UWA! UWA!" the crowd chant. Hardy tries to whip Razor into the guardrail but Razor easily reverses it, sending Python crashing into the ringside fans. Daniels beats Python down some more with powerful body blows, then picks him up for a fallaway slam and runs him lower back first into the ringpost. Hardy grimaces in pain, and Razor seems to like it. Razor helps Hardy to his feet and whips him towards the ring steps, Hardy is able to muster enough strength to reverse it though, and Daniels is sent shoulder first into the steel steps. Hardy then carefully positions the stairs, picks Razor up and executes a vicious piledriver onto the steel steps! Hardy rolls Razor into the ring and goes for the pinfall; the ref counts: ONE…TWO…foot on the ropes! Only a two count. Python then grabs Razor's head and climbs to the second rope, he then spikes Daniels with a Tornado DDT. He goes for the cover again: ONE…TWO…kickout! Hardy picks Razor up once again and lifts him onto the turnbuckles, he climbs up too and sets up for a superplex, Razor blocks it though with a couple of stiff blows to the abdomen. Daniels then taunts the crowd again and sets up for a top rope powerbomb; he tucks Hardy's head between his legs, he lifts him up and jumps off the turnbuckle, but Hardy reverses it in mid air into a Frankensteiner! Razor looks to be dead. Hardy crawls over to Razor and manages a one handed cover: ONE…TWO…THRE-shoulder up! Hardy gets to his feet very slowly; Razor is still incapacitated in the centre of the ring. Hardy slowly climbs the turnbuckles and waves to the crowd before taking off with his corkscrew moonsault. At the very last minute Daniels rolls out of the way and Hardy hits eats mat. Razor leaves the ring and sets a table up on the outside. He climbs back into the ring and picks Hardy up onto his shoulder for a powerbomb. He goes to the edge of the ring and tries to powerbomb Hardy over the ropes to the table to the floor, but Hardy manages to slide down Razor's back and as Razor turns around, Hardy lays him out with a spinning heel kick. Hardy ascends the turnbuckles once again as Razor slowly gets to his feet, Hardy executes a flying cross body block but Razor catches him around the neck. Razor goes over to the ropes once again and chokeslams Hardy over ropes through the table, all the way to the floor! "UWA! UWA! UWA!" Razor climbs to the outside and throws Hardy back into the ring. Daniels then grabs a chair from ringside and slides it into the ring before climbing back in himself. Daniels grabs the chair and prepares to hit Hardy with it; the ref tries to stop him and grabs the chair. Razor pushes the ref away and then smacks him over the head with the chair. As Hardy gets to his feet Razor hits him with the chair, busting him open, and goes for the pinfall, the ref gets up and calls for the bell. Razor raises his arms in victory but the ref puts them down and raises Hardy's hand as the ring announcer announces the winner, by disqualification, as James Hardy. Razor shouts at the ref, and the ref points to the chair and then to his head. Razor grabs the ref and goes to hit him, but Hardy grabs the chair, taps Razor on the shoulder and as he turns around, Hardy cracks him over the head with the chair. Python's music plays as the ref holds his hand up again. Hardy now sees his own blood and looks back at Razor lying on the mat. Hardy grabs the chair again and smacks Razor's knee with it, and then again, and again. Hardy is not letting him, he's trying to destroy Razor's knee. The ref tries to stop him but Hardy knocks him out with the chair. Hardy then hits Razor with the chair over the head a few times before trapping Razor's knee in the chair. Razor has brought out a vicious streak in Hardy. Python then ascend the turnbuckles and delivers a driving elbow to the chair, to Razor's knee. Loads of refs and UWA official run in and try to get Hardy to stop, he knocks a few of them out, before eventually leaving the ring. Razor lies a bloodied mess in the ring. |
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The scene cuts back to Prez Stevens office. On the Outside there is a sign that say "GO AWAY" Goodlove notices this, and walks away with a smile on his face. Inside the room, you see the man in black tieing up Prez Stevens as Prez Johnson stands in front of him.
Johnson: Tonights the night that the UWA turns back into my federation. Don't worry Stevens, the fed will still be half yours. The pathetic half that is. *Points to the man* Keep tieing him up, then meet me in the locker area to talk about what needs to happen tonight, don't forget, this is a big night. A big night indeed.
The man nods and Johnson leaves the ring...the scene cuts back to the ring as the next match is ready to go.
Absolute Insanity(C) vs. Bad Influence |
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It's Johnny Wreck and 'The Analyst' Jef Jefreez in to start the match. They circle each other and Johnny Wreck tries to get a 'Mrs Flood' chant going. The crowd don't seem too happy, and as Wreck is distracted, Jefreez comes up from behind and gets a quick near fall with a school boy roll up. This perturbs Johnny Wreck and Jefreez takes the advantage again, this time with a drop toe hold into a ankle lock. Wreck fights his way out of the hold and delivers a stiff right hand to 'The Analyst' who retaliates with a punch to the head of his own; soon they're going toe to toe and the crowd are loving it. The slightly stronger Wreck gets the advantage though, and backs Jefreez into a neutral corner. Wreck then lands some strong body shots before sending Jefreez off to the opposite corner and following him in. Jefreez analyses the situation and as he nears the turnbuckles uses the ropes to tip up over the incoming Johnny Wreck, sending the challenger into the corner. Jefreez reacts quickly and executes a monkey flip on the prone Johnny Wreck. Jefreez drags Wreck to Absolute Insanity's corner and tags in Jake Jackson. Jef holds Johnny Wreck and Jake boots him in the ribs. Jefreez leaves the ring as Jackson whips Wreck off to the ropes. As Wreck comes back, Jackson drops him with tilt-a-whirl side slam. The Tag Team champion then picks Wreck up and tries to take his head off with a powerful clothesline, but Wreck manages to block it and levels Jackson with a clothesline off his own. Johnny Wreck tags out to Jason Violence, whom stomps Jackson down to the mat. Violence then drops an elbow onto Jackson, and then a second. He goes for a pin fall but only gets a one count. Jason goes for a powerbomb, but Jackson turns it into a spinebuster bomb. Jackson puts the boots to Jason, and then sets him up with a head scissors, he then lifts Violence up onto his shoulder and puts the pressure on for a Canadian back breaker rack. Johnny comes in to break up the hold, and the ref admonishes him. Jackson tags out to 'The Analyst' but the ref doesn't see it, and so tries to get Jefreez out of the ring. This allows Wreck and Violence to double team Jackson; they throw him into their corner and then put the boots to him. Jefreez finally gets out of the ring and the ref turns around just as Violence leaves the ring. At this time Iggie wanders down from the back. He looks lost and goes up to Jef and asks if he has any beer. Jefreez tells Iggie to go away, but his drunken friend decides to stay at ringside. Meanwhile, Johnny Wreck is working over Jackson; he delivers a high vertical suplex and then a hard body slam. He pulls Jackson up by the hair and shoots him off towards the ropes, but Jackson reverses it and as Wreck nears the ropes, Iggie trips him up. This prompts Mrs Flood to storm over to Iggie and slap him round the face, Iggie then shoves Mrs Flood to the floor, but Johnny Wreck's momma holds on and pulls Iggie down with her. The two tumble around on the floor. "Catfight! Catfight! Catfight!" They are eventually separated by security and Iggie is escorted to the back. Johnny Wreck goes over to the ropes and flips Iggie off, but Jake comes from behind and executes a belly to back suplex on Johnny Wreck. Jake slowly gets up and crawls towards his corner, Jefreez extends his hand for the tag but Wreck grabs Jackson's foot. Jackson is reaching out for the tag and can't quite make it; Johnny Wreck pulls him into the middle of the ring and locks on a knee bar. Jackson shakes off the pain and breaks the hold with a couple of stiff forearm shots to Wreck's head. Jake is able to get up and makes the leaping tag to Jefreez. Jefreez runs over Wreck with short lariat, and does the same to Violence as he gets in the ring. As Wreck gets to his feet, Jefreez prepares to take him down with a running forearm, but at the last minute Wreck pulls the ref in the way and the official gets KO'ed. Jefreez gutwrenches Wreck up onto his shoulder and flips him over into a sit-out gutwrench facecrusher (seated Dominator). Jef goes for the pinfall but there is no ref to count! Jason Violence comes into the ring with a chair and cracks Jefreez over the head with it. Jackson runs in but Jason low blows him. Violence gets Wreck up and tells him something; Wreck nods as Jason executes a split-legged waistlock on Jefreez. Violence then lifts 'The Analyst' up, he seems to be going for a wheelbarrow suplex, but he stops as Jef is vertical and holds him there. Wreck then comes over and applies a ¾ face lock on Jefreez; both members of Bad Influence then drop down together and deliver their new Tag Finisher! Jefreez is definitely 'Under the Influence'! Jason goes for the pinfall, but again there is no ref to count. Violence throws Jefreez out of the ring as Johnny Wreck picks Jackson up and holds him in the middle of the ring. Jason Violence then grabs the chair and swings at Jackson, but Jake moves out of the way and Violence takes his partner out! As Jason turns around, Jackson rears back his fist and punches the chair into Violence's face! The ref slowly comes around as Jackson picks a bloodied Johnny Wreck up. Jake sets Wreck up for a vertical suplex, but in mid air he turns it into a sit-out powerbomb! 'Jackson Drop'! He goes for the cover, the ref slowly gets down and counts even slower: 1…………2…………3! Absolute Insanity retain their tag titles. |
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The scene cuts to the backstage where "Scotlands Own" Johnny Crunch has just strolled in the arena. Crunch walks past Prez Johnson and the man dressed in black. He gives them a stare of curiosity, then walks into his locker room where Gold is at.
Gold: Crunch, where da hell have you been?
Crunch: I took a vacation, didn't really feel like wrestling ever since I lost my hero...
Gold: You know that we looked all over for you, where did you go?
Crunch: Aye, I checked out a section of New York called Internation Town. They have pubs that are based like they where really in the country it represents. Like The Irish Pub Inn, or the Scottish Pub Inn. And not to mention Fiesta's. You ever been down there Gold?
Gold: Yah, I's have, in fact, that's where we looked for you. But we couldn't find you. How come you didn't say you went on vacation. Nobody knew.
Crunch: Atomic knew
Gold: Really, that's crazy
Crunch: So are we going to fight?
Gold: Yah, are you ready?
Crunch: Are yee asking me, Johnny Crunch, if I'm ready to fight? I'm full a beer, and ready to brawl...
The scene cuts to the next match for the NA Title
Tommy Churchill(C) vs. Chad Baxter |
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And here he comes. ‘Voices’ by Disturbed echoes all around this huge arena, and ‘Britain’s Best’ Tommy Churchill, with the North American title belt draped over his shoulder, heads down to the ring. He hands the referee his title belt and enters the cage The bell rings and the two just stare at each other for a moment. Then Chad rushes at Churchill and hits a lariat. The fans are going wild for this young challenger! “Hang Time” picks Churchill up by the hair and is hitting him with lefts and rights. I think Tommy Churchill may have under-estimated this young stallion. Or has he? AS Chad Baxter swings another right hook, Tommy Churchill ducks and hits “Hang Time” with his version of the Olympic Slam. Chad looks hurt. Tommy Churchill doesn’t give Baxter any time to regroup, hitting him with two stiff elbow drops. Churchill whips Baxter into the turnbuckle and lifts him so he is sitting on the top turnbuckle. Churchill starts to ascend too, and soon both men are standing right on top of the turnbuckle! Tommy Churchill hooks Chad Baxter and goes for a Superplex, but Chad has the awareness and is able to jump right over Churchill’s back, and he holds on to Churchill’s waist, hitting him with a super-sunset flip. The move looked almost like a powerbomb because it was performed from such a height! Churchill is down and out! Meanwhile, Chad Baxter goes to the outside and grabs a ladder. He sets it up on the outside. He climbs the ladder to about half way before Tommy starts to stir. By the time Churchill is back to a vertical base, Chad Baxter is standing on top of the ladder. He leaps and connects with a spinning heel kick, right across Churchill’s face! Baxter is in total control. He picks Churchill up by the hair again, and uses a drop toehold to take him back down to the mat again. Baxter keeps Churchill’s legs locked in his own, and he rolls over Churchill’s back and applies and STF. Tommy Churchill is writhing in agony! He manages to escape the move by clipping Chad Baxter’s head with an elbow. The two men are now both standing, and Chad rushes at Tommy Churchill, but ‘Britain’s Best’ launches Chad into the air with a high-octane back body drop. Chad Baxter is down and out, and Churchill quickly climbs to the top rope. He leaps and hits a 5 Star Frog Splash! Both men bounce into the air with the velocity and impact of that move! Tommy is first back to his feet, and he stands waiting for Chad. Chad runs at Tommy again, and Tommy reverses him with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Tommy picks Chad up again, and quickly knocks him back down again with the British Bulldog. He goes over to the ropes and grabs the ladder that Chad flew off earlier. He has a little trouble getting it over the top rope, but he eventually gets it into the ring. Chad is KOed on the mat as Tommy sets it up in the middle of the ring and climbs it. Tommy Churchill unhooks the trap door on the roof of the cage, and climbs up onto the roof. He sets up a ladder on the roof, and starts to climb. This ladder is not a sturdy, and Tommy has trouble climbing it. Meanwhile, a ‘Lets Go Chad’ chant has started, and he is getting back to his feet. He looks up and sees Tommy Churchill climbing the ladder on top of the cage, and quickly rushes up the ladder situated in the ring. Both men are now on the roof of the cell and the crowd are going nuts! Churchill takes his mind off the ladder and back onto Baxter. He eventually sets Baxter into a "Razors Edge" type move and slams him down onto the cage. The bad part of the whole thing is that the cage breaks where Baxter lands and Baxter falls down right on top of the Spanish Announce Table. Baxter is out again, this time he is in real trouble. The medics are at the cage but nobody has a key to get in. Churchill looks at the estatic crowd. He then looks at his ladder that is set up, then, with the crowds approval, looks back down at Baxter. Churchill points down at Baxter that the decibles in the arena go crazy. Church jumps out of the cage and lands right on Baxter delivering a elbow drop. A stunned audience now begin a "HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT" chant. Both men are lying on the ground for over 5 minutes. Finally, some movemnet out of Churchill. It takes him a while, but he finally climbs up the cage, and the the ladder, and finally reaches his belt. The bell rings. With Churchill laid out on the top of the cage, the cage lifts and the medics get to Chad Baxter. |
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The scene cuts to the door of the Prez's office...there is a voice over...
Stevens: Hurry up, I'm the special guest referee...however can I repay you...
Helper: Don't worry about it, let's just say that I'll come back for a favor...
The scene cuts back to Dillingham
Dillingham: Well, it's about that time! It's only about 5 minutes away...
Verdu: Yes, it is supper time, but you'll just have to wait untill the main event is over.
Dillingham: No, I ment it's about 5 minutes till the main event!
Verdu: Sure you did, Tubby!
Dillingham: Anyway, this is sure to be a good match. We've got Rabikus and Rabikus has a mystery partner. Then you have Godfather and Crunch. There is a slight stipulation to the normal rules of whoever pins anyone wins the belt. If Carter pins Crunch he can't win the Heavy Weight belt cause he's after the Hardcore belt. And if Crunch pins Carter it's the same way.
Verdu: That's right, Fat-As-Hell Boy.
Dillingham: Must you call me names and just tell fat jokes all the time?
Verdu: Hey, I've limited my fat jokes today and told more creative jokes. Remember the whole sarcastic part earlier?
Dillingham: Okay, fine! Why must you pick on me?
Verdu: Well, that's simple... because you're fat, annoying, and stupid.
Dillingham: Well, you're spanish,
brillow padded, and your dog looks like a
rat.
Verdu: Oooooooh, don't make fun of Senor Jr. Jr. He might get mad.
Dillingham: Ooooh, I'm scared! A rat is after me! I'll kill that rat just like I killed his father!
Verdu: By accidently sitting on him?
Dillingham: Yeah, accept on purpose!
*Just then Senor Jr. Jr. leaps from under the desk and has latched on to Dillingham's neck. Dillingham screams in pain.*
Dillingham: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
*Verdu watches on and laughs.*
Verdu: Ha ha h ah aha ha ha ha!
Dillingham: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Verdu: Ha ha h aha ha ha ha ha!
 
Natural/Carter v.s. Rabikus/Mystery man v.s Godfather/Crunch |
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Rabikus: It' great to be back here in the best wrestling federation in the world! Although I'm not back for good, I am here to give my all. I am gonna give 110% tonight for the best fans in the world; The UWA faithful. And in this tag team spectacular, who could I team with but the one, the only ... MOWGLI!!! The crowd errupts as 'Driving South' by Stone Roses blasts over the PA. Mowgli makes his return to the UWA to a standing ovation. He makes his way down to the ring. Dillingham: I thought his fat ass was in a coma! Verdu: Where do you get off calling other people fat? You're a damn blimp! Mowgli: Hey Dillingham, I bet your lazy arse thought I was still in a coma! *Addressing the fans* OK, now settle down. Don't get exited, I'm, not here for good. This will be my final match in wrestling before I retire for good. But as long as I'm here I will be UWA 4 Life, and a Charlatan through and through. Mowgli passes the mic back down to ringside, and the fans' cheers quickly turn to boos as 'Back In Black' by AC/DC plays, and Godfather Gold makes his entrance. Everyone else make there entrances and the match is about to get underway when out walks Dr. William Goodlove. He's wearing a white shirt with black stripes on it. He steps in the ring with a mic. Goodlove: Well, since Prezzzzz.... Stevens couldn't make it here to be a ref, I guess I'll have to be the guest referee. Heh, so without further adue..... let's rock! *The match starts. Godfather is in first and Crunch is waiting to tag. Natural is in as Carter awaits, and Rabikus is in as Mowgli awaits. The bell rings and the wrestlers go at it. Natural and Godfather lock up. They brawl for a moment untill Rabikus breaks them up with a double Bulldog. Both Gold and Natural look over at Rabikus. They stand up and in colaberation, which is rare, they throw Rab's right into Mowgli who falls off the ring and hits the ground. Rabs is then tossed over on top of Mowgli and Gold and Natural continue to brawl. Once one would take a lead the other would get stronger and take the lead. For every DDT tried there was a reversal and for every move a counter was found. Soon enough Mowgli and Rabs were back up. Goodlove motions for Rabs and Rabs tags Mowgli. Mowgli comes in and kicks Natural in the side. Natural falls down holding his ribs. Godfather looks over at Mowgli who used to be a partner and goes to shake his hand. Mowgli decks Godfather too. Natural gets back up and goes to pin Godfather when Mowgli grabs him and lands a DDT. Natural and Gold are down. Mowgli is going for the pin. He puts Gold and Natural right next to each other and goes for a double pin. Goodlove starts the three count and get's to two when Natural kicks out. Goodlove kicks Mowgli off of Gold. Mowgli starts complaining to Goodlove while Crunch runs in and takes advantage of the injured Natural. Carter see's this and rushes in also. He decks Crunch and hearing a thud, Goodlove turns around to See pandamonium. Goodlove goes to put Crunch and Carter back in the corner. Carter rushes towards Crunch and Goodlove, being a former wrestler, decks Carter. The fans boo profusley as Goodlove flips them off! Godfather and Natural are back up and wrestling as Carter crawls out of the ring. Mowgli goes after Goodlove and Bulldog's him. Now it's pandimonium. Godfather takes over and goes for the pin, but Goodlove is out cold and no refs are around to count. Godfather gets up only to be decked by Mowgli, Mowgli is decked by Crunch, Crunch is decked by Carter, and Carter is decked by Rabikus. Now only Rabikus stands. He looks rather confused as do all the fans. Rab's goes for a pin. But Goodlove is out. Godfather starts moving and finally get's up at about the same time that everyone else does. Goodlove gets up and puts Gold and Natural on the outside of the ropes. Rabs is in the ring as Mowgli is out. So now in the ring is Rabs, Carter, and Crunch. Carter goes after Rabs first, but Rabs is no easy target. Carter is stunned by Rabs not being too rusty. But rabs is in for a suprise as Crunch decks him and goes after Carter. Carter dodges and Crunch goes right into Natural who grabs the fiesty Scott. Carter gives him a stomach blow and Crunch goes down. Gold rushes in but Goodlove gets in the way as Carter continues to beat on Crunch. Natural is helping out all the way. When Goodlove turns around Crunch is being pinned. Carter get's the three count. Crunch is rolled out of the ring and Gold bum rushes Carter knocking him to the ground. Carter tags Natural and Godfather Gold locks up with his former Stable mate. The two are just insainly skilled. Natural shows why he's called The Natural and Godfather shows why he's the Heavy Weight Champion. Carter is trying to help out, but Rab's or Mowgli one keeps fighitng him keeping him away from Godfather and Natural. Remember that if Mowgli or Rabikus pin Carter the belt goes to one of them. Anywho, Goodlove goes over to break up Rabs and Mowgli who are beating on Carter. Just then a bottle of Beer hits Goodlove in the head knocking him out. Meanwhile, Natural, with a second wind, puts a Russian Leg Sweep on Gold and then mimicks the Kiss Of Death with a falling headbutt. Gold is out and a tired Kyle Pope lay on top of him. Still no ref. Suddenly Prez Stevens rushes out and starts the three count. Just when he starts Carter is pinned and Mowgli, legal man in, is the pinner. Stevens counts to three for The Natural.... he looks over at Mowgli only to realize what happened. Godfather wakes up and Toni is ringside now to patch up his wounds as Natural bleed profusley also. Mowgli starts caliming that the match should atleast be a draw, but Stevens insists that Natural had the three count and that Mowgli pinned Carter with the help of Rabs. So "The Natural" Kyle Pope get's the Belt. Going ring side with Gold who's talking to Jef Jefreez and Jake Jackson. The cameras follow them behind the scenes as Dillingham talks. |
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Dillingham: Why are Jack Jackson and Jef Jefreez talking to Godfather?
*Backstage with a bloody Godfather*
Jefreez: He said he's not comming back!
Jackson: And he was pissed!
Godfather: What?
Toni: You mean to tell me that he's just gone now! You don't know where he is?
Jefreez: That's right, mate! The buggard left!
Godfather: Dammit!
The scene cuts back to Natural in the ring celebrating his and Carters victory in the ring. Rabikus and Mowgli have left ringside. The crowd is chanting and Natural's music is playing through the arena as he celebrates Hulk Hogan style from Wrestle Mania 3(You know, when his celebration goes on for about another 2 hours). Out walks Prez Johnson.
Prez Jonshon: You done? Cut his music...*the music stops* What a shame, that it would come down to this. I had Prez Stevens tied up for a reason, than a some jackass had to untie him. Well, my revolution will still continue.
Johnson makes his way to the ring. He pauses slightly, then gets in the ring.
Prez Johnson: *before Natural can say anything* Just shut the hell up for a second, and let an important person talk *The crowd boos as Johnson scratches his chin*. So you've heard me go on and on about this so called Protege. I think it's about time we meet him. Don't you?
Ric Flairs theme begins to play, and out walks a man we know all to well. It seems that Prez Johnson has decided to make young Ryan Coke his protege. Coke walks to the ring, carrying something that may be important to "The Natural"...
Prez Johnson: Surprise jack asses. You are now witnessing the revolution in wrestling. I'd like to introduce you to the new, UWA Electrifying Champion - RYAN COKE...
Natural is chocked up. He knows that it's his title that Johnson stole from him feds in the past. Natural drops the heavyweight championship and gets into fighting mode.
Prez Jonshon: They'll be time enough for that...but not right now...as my first action as President, I would like to declare that this Title, the one that Coke has, will have the same ranking as Heavyweight Champion. Secondly, I'd like to introduce you guys to your new Commissioner. Come on out...
First Degree by The Franchise & Ja Rule begins to play and out walks Tommy Dillinger. He is on the stage, he has a mic.
Dillinger: What, I told everyone that I would never fight under the rule of Stevens, but now that Johnson is in charge, I'm back baby...back to start off this revolution.
Prez: The last part of the puzzle. I'd like you all to meet our enforcer JB ROKK.
The man in black comes out, he takes off his mask. The fans don't really pay much attention.
Rokk: It's time to get this thing started bitches.
Prez Johnson: Everyone here, the millions around the world, and the jackasses in the UWA, welcome to my revolution...and please welcome the Great Underground Rebellion. We run this show now...it's our time to shine.
The show ends with Coke and Natural starring each other down.