December 17th 2000
The scene started off with The Natural Kyle Pope in the ring talking about his loss at the UWA PPV Dec-Memberment.
Pope: The last time I lost a title match was against some bitch ass named Rabitchus, I mean, Rabikus. That was probably one of the most humiliating time in my life. I made a promise to all my wrestling fans that if I ever lost in the UWA, that I would never, ever wrestle again. But just like anyone that loves there job, I too, could not stay away. With that loss to Rabitchus *fans boo Rabikus and start a Rabikus sucks chant until Natural calms them down* You guys really bring a tear to my eye. To continue, yes, I may have lost, but only a real man can bounce back against a loss and become everyones favorite wrestler. And what wrestler is that?
Fans: Natural, Natural, Natural...
Pope: I can't hear you?
Fans: NATURAL, NATURAL, NATURAL
Pope: That's right, "The Natural" Kyle Pope. Now, I was forced to be humbled against Rabitchus, but losing to Gold. A half assed wrestler that dresses in a queer assed suit and pretends to be in the mafia. Are you kidding me, I'm more pissed off than anything. I have a vengance to settle with you Gold. And now it's time to pay the Popester...
Just then Back in Black begins to play, and out comes Gold, alone, without his UWA Elite goons
Gold: SHUT THE HELL UP *Everyone Boos, even the Natural* You lost your chance at the title because, isn't it obvious? YOU SUCK *more boos* SHUT UP...You think your the top dawg in this fed, hell, in all of wrestling? I'll tell you this much, pretending to be The Peoples Champion is a craptacular gimmick...Nobody likes you * A NATURAL RULES CHANT BREWS* SHUT UP...onto better business. So you think you can beat Gold? I highly doubt it. I'm so confident in myself, that I'll put it on the line at our next PPV in January? How about that? Oh yah, and to set the record straight. Out of the two of us, you're the only one to lose to RABITCHUS * Another RABIKUS SUCKS CHANTS goes across the arena *
Pope: The PPV, what's the matter Gold, you afraid to fight me now?
Gold: Nev....
Pope: Shut up while I talk, this is my spotlight, not yours...how about you come down here. I beat your ass into next Sunday. I hope on your christmas wish list, you asked for wrestling talent, and a persona. Cause your bringing down this fed...you and your damn Elites. Where's that idiot Crunch, the pedifile Postal? *The crowd laughs*, or the bitch known as Dillinger? Or even Atomic? *The crowd hushes as Atomic jumps the rail, grabs a chair and sneaks into the ring, they try and warn Pope, but he's too rapped up in mouthing off Gold* Well Gold, where the hell are all your lackies?
Gold: Why don't you look behind you?
Pope: Ya right, like I'm gonna fall for that one...
Gold just points to look behind him. Pope does and sees Atomic...Atomic smokes Pope over the head. Pope falls instantly and the crowd is shocked. Gold now hits the ring, and the two men take it too the unconcious Pope. The crowd starts to cheer, wait a second, here comes Stealth Steve Carter to the ring...what's he doing here. He clears the ring, and the show cuts to Tod Brigman in the backroom to give a short update...
Tod Brigman: eh...eh...This just in, the UWA has fired Tommy Dillinger on breach of contract...it seems as if he wasn't allowed to take this long of a vacation and when asked to get back in the ring...Dillinger replied "I'd Rather Suck BEEP, before I step into the ring again" Looks like Dillinger can suck all the BEEP he wants now cause he's gone from the UWA. This is Tod Brigman, and that's your update eh....eh....